SKU 0304-119 · Issue 03
Rotisserie
by Marguerite Vance
Under the heat lamp, in the plastic dome, the birds go around like a slow parade…
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Executive Members Only is the literary magazine of the warehouse club. We publish poetry about bulk, membership, the food court, the parking lot, the free sample, the flat cart, the receipt check, and the enormous fluorescent room where American want is stacked forty feet high on wooden pallets. We are elitist in name only. The name is the entire elitism.
There is no membership. There is no card. There is no tier above you and no velvet rope and nobody at the door. You are already an executive member. You have been this entire time. Congratulations, and please take a cart.
We are not affiliated with any warehouse club, retailer, or hot dog.
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SKU 0304-107 · Issue 03
Hot Dog, $1.50
by D. Kessler
The economy failed, the landlord wrote again, my car makes a sound like a question…
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SKU 0212-044 · Issue 02
Aisle 14, Pallet of Tuna
by Ines Okafor
Forty-eight cans, shrink-wrapped, a brick of silver fish pressed flat as a hymnal…
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SKU 0105-002 · Issue 01
The Man Who Checks the Receipt
by Ray Bualat
He draws a yellow line through the middle of everything I own and hands it back…
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